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    MM: 
    Incidentally, I note my review finishes with “Man, I could play this over 
    and over (except that bloody thing about trains)!” I mean, what WERE you 
    thinking? 
    
      
    
    NC: 
    The song you’re referring to is Once Every So Often, which also 
    appears on our Delerium debut album ‘Nour d’Oui’ (on the CD version only). I 
    love that track so you can fuck right off!! It’s about being lost on the 
    Paris Metro; I had hitched through Europe having spent months living on a 
    remote Greek island and I found myself on a platform in Paris with thousands 
    of people all in rush-hour mode and it kinda freaked me out. 
     
      
    
    MM: 
    Yeah, whatever. Your next release on M&E surprised us all, “The Dilemma 
    Sessions” (M&E 158 – April 1993). This really wasn’t the SOS we were used 
    to, rather more 90 minutes of electronics, tape-loops and the purely avant 
    garde. Which I rather cruelly gave a zero star review to. But such was the 
    band’s popularity by this point that it still became one of our all 
    time top 20 selling albums. So what was the story with this project, how did 
    it come about and what, if anything, were you hoping to achieve with it?  | 
    
     
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    NC: 
    ‘The Dilemma Sessions’ were just a few days in the studio experimenting with 
    different sounds for our next release, we were forward planning, looking for 
    layers to put down behind our songs, looking for subliminal advertising and 
    stuff like that. You’ll find bits from those sessions on our second Delerium 
    Records album ‘Fire In The Hole.’ I think there was a ‘proper’ song on 
    Dilemma, called ‘Off To See Isaac’ which was a long heavy punked out track 
    that we never really did any justice. We sent the complete session to you 
    for a laugh, never thought in a million years you’d be stupid enough to 
    release it..!! 
    MM: 
    Oh, my stupidity has surprised better people than you! Anyhow, like I said, 
    top 20 seller, what do you know? Anyway, then came a real 
    milestone in the band’s career (no, not the White Hart gig, I’m coming to 
    that); I was dead chuffed to announce in the Summer ’93 edition of The M&E 
    News that SOS had been signed to Richard Allen’s Delerium label. It’s quite 
    a moment for any band, I remember well my excitement when Earworm Records 
    showed an interest in MMATT. We only ever did two recordings for them, but I 
    still look back on it as something of a ‘wow’ moment, even though my mum was 
    more worried the DHSS would find out. What are your memories of becoming a 
    ‘signed band’ and how did it change things? 
    
    NC: 
    We had done a demo of our second single Life Is But, and were 
    scratching round for funds to release it as a 7”. Vinyl x1000 would cost 
    about £1500 in those days, so I asked Richard Allen at Delerium if he’d pay 
    for the B-side! He listened to it and said he’d pay for it all providing we 
    signed a two album deal. We had also been courted by Food Records (home of 
    Jesus Jones), but thought Delerium (despite being hippies) had more of our 
    interests at heart. I think Richard was a bit scared of us in a way, that we 
    might kill him or bring his label down in a blaze of controversy. Both of 
    which turned out true ha ha!!  | 
    
    MM: 
    1993 was such a pivotal year for the band. Sam and I still remember 
    excitedly waiting by the radio for your BBC Radio One live session on Mark 
    Radcliffe’s show, that really was quite a night, we even had biscuits with 
    our tea that evening. No expense spared in celebrating. I sent Mr. Radcliffe 
    a nice little package of your tapes, and a friendly little letter, coz I 
    thought he might like them, obviously being a fan of the band. Totally 
    fucking ignored me. Wanker. Your nerves must have been jangling, I recall 
    you playing the opening bars of “Climb” so fast you accidentally invented 
    speed metal. Where did you have to go for the session and what are your 
    memories of it? 
     
    NC: 
    Ha ha, you’re right. Mark was the first person to play us on Radio One and 
    he also tipped us in the NME as the next big thing for 1994 or ‘95 (silly 
    boy), so when he phoned me and offered me a session it was the second best 
    musical thing that could’ve happened to me (the first would’ve been a Peel 
    Session, but despite playing us and a missed phone call from the man, that 
    ambition was laid to rest, sadly). I asked Mark which studio would we record 
    it in and how long would we get, and could we be involved with mixing it, 
    and he said, ‘No, it’ll be a live performance.’ Shit... ‘In six weeks.’ Oh    
    shit. At this stage it was still Robin and myself, I didn’t let onto 
    Radcliffe that this was the case, so I took on the task of building a band 
    who could play our layers of complicated rubbish and be ready to perform 
    live to millions on Radio One in six weeks time! We did it with Robin and 
    myself along with ex-4Q frontman turned brilliant drummer, Cumi Pants, Steve 
    Sync, Ken Mainardis, Martin Wilding and Steve Bonehead – a forest of guitar 
    players as Radcliffe described us. The reason Climb (the opening 
    session track) was so fast was because of nerves, I think we played it 30 
    seconds faster than usual! The whole evening is a bit of a blur, it was a 
    great head rush and the two hour show, including our 4 tracks sped past. 
    There was a point after we had played Terminus when the producer ran 
    in and said ‘You said Fucked.’ I was shocked, I thought my Radio One career 
    was over, as I was warned not to swear! It turned out they heard the line in 
    the song ‘It’s a sad fact...’ and thought Fact was Fucked. So they can get 
    fact...!!  | 
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    One man and his dog, Neil Crud and 
    his uncannily massive mutt.  | 
    
       
    
    MM: 
    Brings to mind Bryan Baker, the guy who did the Gajoob zine and a radioshow 
    in the U.S., you’ll like this: I’d sent him a copy of “Zoen Nostalgia” for 
    review. Without listening to any of it, he decided to play a track on his 
    show and simply picked a song title he liked, “Get Into The Dream Cream”. I 
    always imagine the good people of Salt Lake City sat tucking sedately into 
    their dinner, when suddenly “Masturbate me, come fellate me, fuck me, suck 
    me, make me groan, fornication, copulation, lick me, dick me, scream and 
    moan” came at them across the airwaves. I also remember 13th October 1993 
    when you rang me up to take the piss every time Holland scored against 
    England in preventing their qualification for the 1994 World Cup in the USA. 
    Do you still suffer sleepless nights because of the guilt?  
    
    NC: 
    The future has always been bright and the future has always been orange
    J 
    MM: 
    I think what greatly impressed me about you guys was your relaxed attitude 
    to all the being signed and BBC live sessions stuff, some bands would have 
    let it go their heads. I mean, I appeared on   | 
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